- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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