- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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