- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I am a mime

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Yo Momma is not fat.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Fine, ladies first.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What is older than history?

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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