why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

What's 9+10? 19

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Whose your daddy? Not me

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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