- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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