- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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