cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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Balboa. Watch as Apollo Creed`s nephews son is trained by Rocky Balboa`s grandson`s neighbor to participate in the new highschool musical will they win this years golden plate? Spoiler: No they did well but lost to Clubber Lang`s and Ivan Drago`s gay sons adopted lovechild`s ballet number. But people kept cheering "BALBOA BALBOA BALBOA!" As Rocky Balboa`s grandson kept yelling "ADRIAAN, ADRIAAAAAAN!" while a picture of Rocky`s grandchild is shown in the background together with the American flag. Moral: This script may or might not have been made for a quick cash in, anyway, its coming out the next radioactive winter 2705.

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You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

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frogs are green and grass is greener i just blew up ur mom and ur the cleaner now get to work SLAVE

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Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

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My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

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Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

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Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

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What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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