- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

America

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

one stop shop

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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