- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Yo Mama just died.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??