A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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Dig Bick Your dislexic

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Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

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Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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what are you mike bibby?

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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What's worse than being fat? Being gay

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How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

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what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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