- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

What's brown and sticky? A stick

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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