roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Anti Joke

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