- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

wanna hear a joke? i dont

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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