What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

What do black people eat? Food.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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