- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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