Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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ADAM FANTUZZI SUCKS KIRANS BALL SACK

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So last night I was f**king my girlfriend and I flip her over and f**k her up the ass. Later we're sitting having a cigarette when she says, "you know it was pretty presumptuous of you to think you can just flip me over and f**k me up the ass." And I said, "presumptuous!? That's a pretty big word for a 5th grader."

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Twelve people are in a plane. One of them says: "Man, we really are not so many in this plane" Another one replies: "It's because it's a 12 seats plane." Another says: "Do 12 seats planes even exist?" Another one answers: "Of course they do." Another person says: "Guys, are we even flying?" Someone says: "I don't know" Another says: "Yes, we're flying, look out the window." Another says: "I have cancer." Someone reacts: "Oh, I'm really sorry for you" Another: "Yes, me too" Someone adds: "It's really terrible" Another says: "Has science made any progress recently?" The plane crashes.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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In Soviet Russia, this joke is an anti-joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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2 black kids walk into school

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

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