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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

FUCK THE JEWS

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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