- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face" To which the horse replies by trampling him to death for making rude remarks about his face.

Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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