"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

What did Reed read? A. Read?

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Women's rights

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

Lil Wayne

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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