- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

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