Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Manchester City

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Justin Bieber.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

Women's rights.

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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