There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Stop Iran! We need the money.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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