- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Rebecca Black sings a song.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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