why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

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Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

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Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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What is 9+10? 19

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

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My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

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why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

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what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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