- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

I don't believe in giraffes.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Phew... it's gone.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

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