Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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