- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

say it ten times fast: oh

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

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