A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

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What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

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why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

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How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

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Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

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a black man did not eat chicken.

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Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

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What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

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a man and his son pull up out side b&q and the man says to his son run in there and get me a black n decker and the boy goes in and is standing in the power tools isle and he looks round and there is a lady standing next to him so he hit her, the woman happened to be black and 2 minutes later a security guard rushes round and says son what did u do that for and the son said my dad told me to come in and get a black n decker!

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What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

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what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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