- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

I have a horse.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Barack Obama is a good president.

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