- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Cancer

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

You should read the Terms of Service.

Robin, get in the car, please.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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