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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What do black people eat? Food.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

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