- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

you see theres this guy.

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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