A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

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A seal walks into a club.

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Y' can't spell rape without ape.

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

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whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

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Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

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Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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