What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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Drew Knowles is gay

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What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

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What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

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Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

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Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

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what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

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Kys

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

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How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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