- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

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