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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Nero, sure you are okay?

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

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