- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

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