cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Pineapple.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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