How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

What do u call a cripple Biv

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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