- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

What's red and a cow? Red cow

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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