- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

My Boyfriend

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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