Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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Jebron Lames.

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

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Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

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im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

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A thought for the day: Life is like a game of chess. In the constant struggle for power, control and safe positions it makes no difference whether one plays white or black. As long as everything is planned and one stays a few moves ahead, everything will work out. Just don't annoy the queen, or she may send some very irate knights to fork you or a bishop to flank you. [L]

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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PENIS :)

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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