- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

What city likes baseball the most? New York

Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

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