How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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what smells like tuna? my underwear

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A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

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how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

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What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

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Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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*knock knock* "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

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-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

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