- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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