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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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