- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

I'm hungry.

There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

What's red, white, and blue? light purple

whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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