how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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Antoni Wilkinsin

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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women's rights

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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