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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

two penguins are hanging out in Antartica. the one looks to the other an says "man its really cold out" the other quicky waddles away because of the strange alien sound its friend just made

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

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