- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

A Mormon walks into a bar

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

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